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(man huff) pronounced (muff)

when a man is so stressed that everything is someone else's fault. He takes no blame for anything that goes wrong, starts flying off the handle and goes in a mhuff.

mhuff can be brought on without prior warning. there is no known cure for a mhuff, however some say that a DW can release the tension brought on by one.
Deadline day at a newspaper, the editor can find himself suffering a major mhuff when he has made a mistake and needs someone to blame.
mhuff by Mr Huffy Puff October 27, 2011
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A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.
He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?
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Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.
Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!
Muff Fax by 748134 September 1, 2011

Muff Gust 

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.
A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert
Muff Gust by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

muff dong 

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair
Check out that girls muff dong
muff dong by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010

honkey muffa 

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****
That guy is a honkey muffa
honkey muffa by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

Muff Musket 

It is another name for an erect penis
My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off
Muff Musket by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins

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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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