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I'm drowning in the muffie
This place crawling with muffie
I am the Muffie-Man
Muffie by Muffie man July 19, 2013
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The combination of a cookie and a muffin
The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair
Muffie by natalienovak March 9, 2015
The combination of a cookie and a muffin
The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair
Muffie by natalienovak March 9, 2015
Can also be spelt "muffy." It's an Australian slang term.
See Bean-o's definition of "muffy." Basically, it's what you'd call "going down" on a woman.
"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffie...Oh, yeah, that's it, baby."
muffie by Bean-o April 30, 2003

Crust muffin 

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended
I look like a crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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