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Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.
He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009
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Can also be spelt "muffy." It's an Australian slang term.
See Bean-o's definition of "muffy." Basically, it's what you'd call "going down" on a woman.
"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffie...Oh, yeah, that's it, baby."
by Bean-o April 30, 2003
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