mexite

When your half mexican and half white.

“That white girl can speak Spanish?” “Well it’s because she’s mexite”

mexite by thecrazymexite April 6, 2019

mediterranean back 

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.

He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.

mediterranean back by milano88 January 27, 2009

Mediterranean leg tits 

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

Mediterranean leg tits by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

Mexideaf 

The inability of white people to clearly hear and understand those of Mexican descent.

Jose continually raised his hand and called out for the teacher but was never answered. Finally after addressing all other white kids in the class she made her way to Jose after he called one last time. Thats how Jose found out his math teacher was mexideaf.

Mexideaf by Unheard1 February 25, 2009

Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

Mediterranean Penis by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020

Mexcited 

when someone becomes overwhelmingly excited about mexicans.

Hey Francine, did you know they opening up the borders?! I'm so mexcited!

Mexcited by Bshea992 October 30, 2007

Mediterranean Hammock 

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

Mediterranean Hammock by KSLeo June 7, 2020