metting

The act of trying to talk while on illicit drugs

"yeah.......yeah...that B.Arent was like.......metting with his text....yeah dude....Imagine if you woke up with hooves!!!!"

by VIIIth April 8, 2005

metting

To engage in a meeting about another meeting in the future.

Hey man, lets have a metting about the meeting next month.

by pemm_quats April 13, 2022

Metting

The annual tradition of the New York Mets major league baseball team squandering a division lead or choking in a big series.

The New York Mets are metting again by losing their division lead to the Braves. The Mets always choke and are metting again in the National League East race.

by America's Team August 24, 2022

Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

by Max86 February 10, 2014

tex-mexting

When you send photos of your junk from the restroom of a Chili's To Go.

I was totally tex-mexting her from the bathroom today.

by Dexhart January 13, 2014

melting pearls on my tummy

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

by tibu March 9, 2012