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an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.
Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'
by endixpan September 08, 2004
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When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later
Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting
by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018
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Projectile vomit while running down the hall. Usually followed by "Don't worry I'm ok. I just ate some bad food."
Man, did you see that guy last night? He was Matting EVERYWHERE!!
by juselover November 25, 2010
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1. muh 'ah-teeing (v) : Reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named Matt.

2. Participating in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one's stupidity, :"falling for it".
1. "Okay, the other day i was matting. And I almost pissed my self!"

2. "Let's meet up and mat."
by zeeniox July 12, 2011
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