Metters 

An endeerment for a fabulous french teacher who's a tad mental.
Also written MetterZ; which is then pronounced, metters to the Z.

" - Do we like it? We love it!
- Oh we love a bit of Metters/MetterZ"

Metters by metters4eva July 1, 2008

metters 

Someone who is annoying or just intolerable

"Oh my god Devin is such a metters"

metters by vestiary egg December 6, 2022

Nothing matters anymore. 

Nothing matters anymore — The obvious nihilistic statement that will ultimately define the Post Truth Trump Era. With a growing ability to use Artificial Intelligence to both creates images and voices, subjective reality will be easily questioned driving further riffs in American culture. We have moved from the “Everybody Gets a Trophy Era” into “The All Opinions are Equal Era”. Gods help us all.

Using “ Nothing matters anymore.” In a sentence:

In the post truth World postulated by both Kellyanne “Alternative Facts” Conway; and, Rudi “Truth Isn’t Truth” Giuliani nothing matters anymore — especially nihilism. And I’m looking at you Fox News.

Nothing matters anymore. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others 

A quote from Noah Centineo at the People’s Choice Awards 2019. No one quite understands what he meant, and it has become a joke.

“It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others“-Noah Centineo 2019

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others by nopebye November 13, 2019

Jan Metternich 

An artist that has some popular songs like "Wrong", "Outta My Head" and more. Like seriously how is he not mainstream yet. His sound is melodic, catchy and bouncy.

Speaker: "They ain't got me thinking wrong I'm not a shoota"
Guy 1: "Yo what song is this it lowkey bops."
Guy 2:" Jan Metternich you never heard of him?"
Guy 1: "No..."

Jan Metternich by Jack McRynn December 9, 2020

country matters 

old slang term for sexual relations.

I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.

country matters by [e-mail] February 22, 2009

5 meters 

1.Prussia`s awsome sitck down there... enough said

2.A Hetalia fan on LiveJournal made a list of average penis size by country. Since Prussia no longer exists (much to all Prussia's fans' chagrin), it was listed as having an average penis size of five meters.

3.A joke started by a fan about prussia

durring a discussion about the average penis sizes of men in various countries. As it was based on a recent survey using empirical data, information on Prussia was absent due to the dissolution of his country. After one fan stated that Prussia was "five meters long", the joke quickly caught on as a meme and fanworks with Prussia can often be seen referencing his "five meters", sometimes also called "five meters of awesome".

hetafan:how long is prussia`s awsome ness?
2 hetafan: about 5 meters

Prussia :Kesese

5 meters by lilymoonstar November 3, 2013