Mettelson

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A very stubborn and small person who likes to wrestle.

The Mettelson just pinned that baby.

Mettelson by Tangerine 123 January 31, 2010

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metherson county

Alternative Name for Jefferson County Missouri. The #1 meth cooking county in missouri.

I'm tired of dealing with these Metherson County hoosiers!

metherson county by MelDanMidas December 10, 2007

Related Words

Mettelson • Mendelson • Matteson • metherson county • Mettlesome • Mutterson • jon matteson • Metal Sonic • Matt Nelson • Matt Olson

jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

jon matteson by jackaloped January 18, 2021

Mendelson

The name for when you tear your ballsack right down the middle by furiously masturbating

"I'm in so much pain that I can't even walk!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"

Mendelson by Greasy Daberoni April 23, 2019

Mutterson

The word "Mutterson" means "enhanced mutt" Mutt meaning dog. Mutterson can be used in a good or bad way. Being called a "Big Mutterson" is good, call it a compliment. Being called a "Little Mutterson" Is bad, call it an insult.

"You're such a big Mutterson" "You're a little Mutterson"

Mutterson by Oniesson June 6, 2022

Matteson

Home of the coolest trailer park and worst school districts ever. popular place for project relocation.

Did you see the new Matteson liquors they relocated to the mattress warehouse store.

Matteson by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

Mendelson

Shaddy characters that lie, cheat, and steal; tend to be greasy individuals; see hood or wigger

My next door neighbor is such a mendelson

Mendelson by Kulig May 3, 2006

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026