Mettelson 

A very stubborn and small person who likes to wrestle.

The Mettelson just pinned that baby.

Mettelson by Tangerine 123 January 31, 2010

metherson county 

Alternative Name for Jefferson County Missouri. The #1 meth cooking county in missouri.

I'm tired of dealing with these Metherson County hoosiers!

metherson county by MelDanMidas December 10, 2007

jon matteson 

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

jon matteson by jackaloped January 18, 2021

Mendelson 

The name for when you tear your ballsack right down the middle by furiously masturbating

"I'm in so much pain that I can't even walk!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"

Mendelson by Greasy Daberoni April 23, 2019

Mutterson 

The word "Mutterson" means "enhanced mutt" Mutt meaning dog. Mutterson can be used in a good or bad way. Being called a "Big Mutterson" is good, call it a compliment. Being called a "Little Mutterson" Is bad, call it an insult.

"You're such a big Mutterson" "You're a little Mutterson"

Mutterson by Oniesson June 6, 2022

Matteson

Home of the coolest trailer park and worst school districts ever. popular place for project relocation.

Did you see the new Matteson liquors they relocated to the mattress warehouse store.

Matteson by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

Mendelson 

Shaddy characters that lie, cheat, and steal; tend to be greasy individuals; see hood or wigger

My next door neighbor is such a mendelson

Mendelson by Kulig May 3, 2006