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Meterstick 

The thing Mr.Wiley slaps against his hand to imitate his students.
In algebra today Mr. Wilkey came in the class stomping his feet on the floor and slapping his Meterstick on his hand to imitate the students because they were acting up.
Meterstick by JoeMama_41309 April 29, 2024

mothersticker 

A greeting for your buddies who work in retail or fast food stores, Best used when more than one is present so the laugh can be appreciated.

added prop is having ones hand in their jacket pocket, finger extended so it looks like a concealed gun.
AWWright you motherstickers..this is a fuckup!
mothersticker by budgieramone January 15, 2004

merstick 

a word used only when your at a complete loss for words.
Girlfriend: i saw you with that girl last night.
Guy: Merstick
merstick by Jordan Gates August 5, 2006

Meepstick 

A stupid e2 minging dipshit that nobody likes
for fucks sake it's Meepstick
Meepstick by Trashiness June 17, 2022

Missouri meter stick 

Look at that Missouri meter stick

meterdick 

A dick that is 1 meter long
Girl 1: John Doe has a meterdick
Girl 2: His dick must get over 125 centimetres when he has an erection!
Girl 1: BRO WTF
meterdick by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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