old slang term for sexual relations.

I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.
Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.
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The prostitute had some country matters to tend to.
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Sexual relations. Used in Hamlet. A pun on the word "cunt." One of the few dirty jokes in Shakespeare that high school kids immediately get.
Hamlet: Did you think I meant country matters?
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A prank created by pretty much every country other than America to prank them on the Fourth of July by making #allcountriesmatter trending on twitter.
Chad from America: Happy Fourth of July bro!
Steve from Canada: Hey, all countries matter!
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