metrows 

it seems to me. Patterned after meseems and methinks.

Metrows you will soon get hitched to that girl.

metrows by uttam maharjan July 15, 2011

Metrosexual 

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.

David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual

Metrosexual by orangelc October 16, 2010

metrowned 

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up

Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned

metrowned by Kaemmer October 17, 2006

Metrosketch 

When someone who is not officially metrosexual, dresses and acts like he is. Is often subconscious. They will usually engage in bromances.

"Jack wants be a model, and subconsciously keeps his shoes clean, hence he is metrosketch."

Metrosketch by 615A September 15, 2009

Metrosexual 

attraction to trains

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train

Metrosexual by BeamoFan February 28, 2018

Metrosexual 

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.

Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.

Metrosexual by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017

geo metrosexual 

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.

emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual

geo metrosexual by lexicali slim September 21, 2009