Metrosapien 

A metrosapien is a male who dresses in the style of a metrosexual, but has the physical features of a common hobo. Generally unshaven overweight and all round unattractive, but wrapped in designer clothes, D&G sunglasses and a manbag.

Look at this metrosapien douche.

Metrosapien by Jimm3172 September 16, 2007

metasapien

As the name suggests, a metasapien (part of the metatroll family) is anyone who considers themselves to be better than the rest of us.

In reality, anyone naming themself as a metasapien will have incredibly high levels of arrogance coupled with a *fundamentalist* desire to show that they alone are right.

They are never right.

Metasapiens are frequently deleted from web based forums for their abusive behaviour towards anyone who dares to disagree with their highly select point of view.

Metasapien: I am right and what I say goes. DOn't you dare disagree!

Others: Idiot *Thwack*

metasapien by Nempnett Thrubwell November 22, 2006

Retrosapien 

Somebody living in the past.

A: Man, I love that girl to bits.
B: She split up with you two months ago you fucking Retrosapien - get over it!

Retrosapien by GingerBastard1 February 13, 2009