to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck
"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."
"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."
"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."
"You've been raised well kid."
"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."
"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."
"You've been raised well kid."
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Get the hitched mug.The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.
I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.
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Get the Hitched mug.'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
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