hitched 

to get married; or already married

We are getting hitched.

hitched by marcuss April 26, 2006

hitched 

to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck

"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."

hitched by fillbaybay November 16, 2010

hitched 

Getting married, or going out with someone for a laugh.

"want to get hitched to me"
"fuck no"

hitched by Chris Thomas April 28, 2006

Hitched 

The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.

I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.

Hitched by Dostom January 31, 2015

hitched 

The act of leaving a ciggarette in the ash tray and forgetting about it. or forgetting to ash your ciggarette.

Fuck, I just hitched my smoke!

hitched by LLH831 May 12, 2008

Hitched 

Getting married to the live of your life!

Nate put a ring on Payton’s finger so you can get hitched!

Hitched by Zf2021 November 25, 2022

hitched for half a monkey 

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

hitched for half a monkey by E-go-go December 14, 2008