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metrowned 

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up
Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned
metrowned by Kaemmer October 17, 2006
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A cross between a redneck and a metrosexual. If you have a graduate degree, own a gun, and use it regularly, you might be a metroneck. If you live in Montana and drink lattes, you are probably a metroneck. If you live in interior British Columbia, ski 100 days a year, and drink fine wine, you are most certainly a metroneck.
"We just got back from elk hunting...we drank 18 PBR's on the drive back and now we are going to make some foie gras for an appetizer before we head to the symphony...it's been an epic day of metronecking."
metroneck by rootskier January 5, 2009
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memowned 

when you do something so terrible at your place of employement that, when you come in the next day, there has been a memo put out to all employees specifically banning whatever it is you did the previous day.
Nick: did you see that memo about not using paper towels as toilet paper
Darby: Yea i clogged the toilet yesterday
Nick: hahaha...memowned!
memowned by nick865 October 8, 2007

Metroided 

To have all of the abilities, equipment, powerups, etc, removed from a character in a videogame. Often happens at the start, or just before the start, of the game. Occasionally happens in the mid-to-late stages, but usually doesn't last for long. The term comes from the game, Metroid, where a player is usually stripped of all powers just before the game starts, forcing a long and difficult (though actually enjoyable) journey though the planet/space-station to recollect the various abilities you had at the beginning, so that you might destroy the final boss.
A: "I don't like the Metroid games for one reason."
B: "Oh?"
A: "You get Metroided."
B: "Oh."
Metroided by Fenixius September 6, 2007

retrowned 

To beat someone at a classic or original game that is considered 'Retro'.
"Dude, you got retrowned!"
"I retrowed that guy at pac man".
retrowned by Gary Mcintyre December 28, 2005

metronidazole 

An antibiotic; one you are prescribed if you have bacterial vaginosis. It is important to note that you cannot take consume any alcohol for 48 hours after you take it. This medication is also prone to upset your stomach and causes yeast infections.
Metronidazole kinda sucks...but at least it will make my cunt feel better.
metronidazole by su-chin for the win November 13, 2011

MunrOwned 

to apply bright red lipstick then kiss an unsuspecting person on the cheek, leaving them wih a shmexxy red lip print on their face.
**kiss your person on the cheek**
(in very loud voice)
"MUNROWNED!"
MunrOwned by TheMunrownrr. March 1, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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