metrowned

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up

Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned

by Kaemmer October 17, 2006

metroneck

A cross between a redneck and a metrosexual. If you have a graduate degree, own a gun, and use it regularly, you might be a metroneck. If you live in Montana and drink lattes, you are probably a metroneck. If you live in interior British Columbia, ski 100 days a year, and drink fine wine, you are most certainly a metroneck.

"We just got back from elk hunting...we drank 18 PBR's on the drive back and now we are going to make some foie gras for an appetizer before we head to the symphony...it's been an epic day of metronecking."

by rootskier January 5, 2009

memowned

when you do something so terrible at your place of employement that, when you come in the next day, there has been a memo put out to all employees specifically banning whatever it is you did the previous day.

Nick: did you see that memo about not using paper towels as toilet paper
Darby: Yea i clogged the toilet yesterday
Nick: hahaha...memowned!

by nick865 October 8, 2007

Metroided

To have all of the abilities, equipment, powerups, etc, removed from a character in a videogame. Often happens at the start, or just before the start, of the game. Occasionally happens in the mid-to-late stages, but usually doesn't last for long. The term comes from the game, Metroid, where a player is usually stripped of all powers just before the game starts, forcing a long and difficult (though actually enjoyable) journey though the planet/space-station to recollect the various abilities you had at the beginning, so that you might destroy the final boss.

A: "I don't like the Metroid games for one reason."
B: "Oh?"
A: "You get Metroided."
B: "Oh."

by Fenixius September 6, 2007

retrowned

To beat someone at a classic or original game that is considered 'Retro'.

"Dude, you got retrowned!"
"I retrowed that guy at pac man".

by Gary Mcintyre December 28, 2005

metronidazole

An antibiotic; one you are prescribed if you have bacterial vaginosis. It is important to note that you cannot take consume any alcohol for 48 hours after you take it. This medication is also prone to upset your stomach and causes yeast infections.

Metronidazole kinda sucks...but at least it will make my cunt feel better.

by su-chin for the win November 13, 2011

MunrOwned

to apply bright red lipstick then kiss an unsuspecting person on the cheek, leaving them wih a shmexxy red lip print on their face.

**kiss your person on the cheek**
(in very loud voice)
"MUNROWNED!"

by TheMunrownrr. March 1, 2009