Kaemmer's definitions

metrowned

The immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up

Pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor's livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
Pothead2: wow, metrowned

by Kaemmer October 17, 2006

fydits

general response as "i don't believe you."
-acronym for Fuck Yeah Dope Is The Shit-

Guy: Dude!I just saw a nie-foot tall pink unicorn!
Chick: yeah i saw it too, fydits

by Kaemmer October 17, 2006

cocaine 'stache

When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.

dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006

geezer grill

see cocaine 'stache, when one has a severly bad case of smeared coke all over a person's mouth and nose

dude1: I noticed your cousin was a user
dude2: how'd ya guess
dude1: he had one nasty geezer grill

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006

coke streak

havin' a smear of crack over one's mouth/ under one's nose

get coke streak, get cuffed

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006

boofu palace

The position of one's mind being way the hell in left field, okay the stands, no, parking lot, scratch that, wrong game entirely in a different state.

Dude1: what's wrong with jimmy he hasn't a word for weeks
dude2: oh he's just taken a ciesta in boofu palace

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006

Freeze trap

The hunter trap in WoW over used in duels to freeze an opponent and shoot them in the back an watch them die.

Hunter:OMFG Freeze traped n00b!
Opponent: -_-*

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006