Metrotarian 

Metrotarian is to vegetarian as metrosexual is to homosexual. Someone who acts vegetarian while sneaking in meat whenever they can. These people frequently order chicken breasts and claim they have white meat "every once in awhile." Also, they tend to ignore cooking mediums. Vegetables cooked in animal fats and animal stocks are often overlooked.

For breakfast I had a Metrotarian sandwich: eggs, cheese, cucumber, sprouts, tomato, with onions and peppers cooked in bacon fat.

Metrotarian by Blocknessmonster February 3, 2010

Meritarian

A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.

Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.

Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!

Meritarian by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Metrotranny 

1. A person who is more dense than a subatomic particle.
2. A person who's train of thought is a monorail.
3. Another way of managing four things at once
4. A person who is so dense, they think they're gay even though they're obviously not.

Check out that Metrotranny over there!
You mean that gay guy?
No, I've met that guy before, he's not gay... He's just in desperate need of a friend... you should go talk to him.
I don't want to. He's wierd.

Metrotranny by TPaine1979 December 2, 2010

Methitarian 

Individual METHodists advocating for their love of meth and all they can steal whilst saying they don't have a problem. Their mission statement is " If their not looking, grab the bag and help them look for it. "

I'm not a drug addict, I'm a methitarian.

Methitarian by WhitePhantom February 21, 2022