Metrotarian 

Metrotarian is to vegetarian as metrosexual is to homosexual. Someone who acts vegetarian while sneaking in meat whenever they can. These people frequently order chicken breasts and claim they have white meat "every once in awhile." Also, they tend to ignore cooking mediums. Vegetables cooked in animal fats and animal stocks are often overlooked.

For breakfast I had a Metrotarian sandwich: eggs, cheese, cucumber, sprouts, tomato, with onions and peppers cooked in bacon fat.

Metrotarian by Blocknessmonster February 3, 2010

Meritarian

A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.

Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.

Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!

Meritarian by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Metrotranny 

1. A person who is more dense than a subatomic particle.
2. A person who's train of thought is a monorail.
3. Another way of managing four things at once
4. A person who is so dense, they think they're gay even though they're obviously not.

Check out that Metrotranny over there!
You mean that gay guy?
No, I've met that guy before, he's not gay... He's just in desperate need of a friend... you should go talk to him.
I don't want to. He's wierd.

Metrotranny by TPaine1979 December 2, 2010

Methitarian 

Individual METHodists advocating for their love of meth and all they can steal whilst saying they don't have a problem. Their mission statement is " If their not looking, grab the bag and help them look for it. "

I'm not a drug addict, I'm a methitarian.

Methitarian by WhitePhantom February 21, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020