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metrohomo 

person with a penis that likes to use lotions and gets manicures and facials (may include cum facials). also enjoys wearing clothes that look like they belong on women. wears shiny lensed glasses indoors. listens to techno. drives a volkswagen. says the word "fiasco". thinks he looks best in the color pink. enjoys warm phallic objects in the butthole. Basically encompasses all homos and "metrosexuals".
Oh my gosh, is that a man purse? You are such a metrohomo!"
metrohomo by 1-800-889-8964 February 24, 2005
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Metroboomin want some more 

Metroboomin want some more is a simple word meaning that Metroboomin is ready for his next round of gay anal
Metroboomin want some more nigga!

Metrodoomed 

A sudden failure of something that you would never expect to fail. Taken from the Metrodome collaspe.
Guy 1: My toaster just exploded yesterday.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I don't know it wasn't even on. I guess it was Metrodoomed.
Metrodoomed by Camp1112 December 13, 2010

Metrodomed 

(v) 1. To have your hopes and dreams destroyed. 2. To deflate.
1. John was really hoping to be accepted into college but was metrodomed when he received his rejection letter.

2. The 2010 Minnesota Vikings were expecting to reach the NFC Title Game again but their hopes and dreams were metrodomed again and again all season.
Metrodomed by jmuraz December 18, 2010

metromo sexual 

somewhere in between a homosexual and a metrosexual. they don't what they are.
the metromo sexual got fucked by a panda and he wasn't sure if he liked it. he was a confused.
metromo sexual by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2009

Metronomy 

When you fuck someone in tact with certain music.
And from BPM (beats per minute), it goes CPM (cums per minute).
You are like fucking metronome my friend, im proud of you.
Him: (With the song) Staying alive, Staying alive!
Her: A.. A.. A.. AAAAAAA!!!
Cameraman: Ou shit, you are using the metronomy very well! WOW
Metronomy by Dr. Kastraciq April 14, 2021
A device used by musicians to mark the beat of the rhyme by making a tick
I can keep a rhythm with no metronome
Metronome by Pleycal March 1, 2017