Ruler: Did you know a raccoon can fit in your àss?
Love: So that means mice and spiders can fit too!
Lena: No don't mention that! Dont you know i have metroculophobia?!?

metroculophobia by forgottencheeseb March 5, 2020

Related Words

metrocholo • Metricology • metrochode • metroculophobia • metroholica • metrohomo • metropoloneliness • Metropoloponopolis • metropolotan • Metro-Coyote

metrochode

a lame person who hides through their metrosexual appearance and acting like they are better then everyone else around them

Person 1: "Hey, look at this guy. What a dick."

Person 2: "Nah, look at his clothes. He's just a metrochode."

metrochode by Shaft99999 April 25, 2009

Metropoloponopolis

1. A city or an urban area regarded as the center of meeting.
2. A meeting place.
3. The core of a city or downtown
4. To meet when a place is mentioned

1.Jerusalem is thought of as the Metropoloponopolis of the middle east.
2.We met at the metropoloponopolis in her back yard-the treehouse.
3.We went shopping in Metropoloponopolis Portland, and met our friends for coffee.
4.We are going to metropoloponopolis downtown tomorrow.

Metropoloponopolis by Mirriam-Webster Online April 1, 2009

metropoloneliness

the feeling of being lonely in a big city, usually happens to singles around dinnertime or when they see happy couples on a sunday afternoon stroll

As Miranda was picking up her take-out by herself, she was hit by a wave of metropoloneliness .

metropoloneliness by myheartiselsewhere January 8, 2009

metrohomo

person with a penis that likes to use lotions and gets manicures and facials (may include cum facials). also enjoys wearing clothes that look like they belong on women. wears shiny lensed glasses indoors. listens to techno. drives a volkswagen. says the word "fiasco". thinks he looks best in the color pink. enjoys warm phallic objects in the butthole. Basically encompasses all homos and "metrosexuals".

Oh my gosh, is that a man purse? You are such a metrohomo!"

metrohomo by 1-800-889-8964 February 24, 2005

metroholica

Relating to, affected by, or resembling city lifestyle

i love her city lifestyle she is an metroholica

metroholica by digimozo February 11, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026