a lame person who hides through their metrosexual appearance and acting like they are better then everyone else around them
Person 1: "Hey, look at this guy. What a dick."
Person 2: "Nah, look at his clothes. He's just a metrochode."
Person 2: "Nah, look at his clothes. He's just a metrochode."
by Shaft99999 April 25, 2009