metrochode 

a lame person who hides through their metrosexual appearance and acting like they are better then everyone else around them

Person 1: "Hey, look at this guy. What a dick."

Person 2: "Nah, look at his clothes. He's just a metrochode."

metrochode by Shaft99999 April 25, 2009

Microchode 

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010

metrocholo

a person sporting both the cholo and metrosexual styles at the same time

"dudes wearing a bandana tight on his eyes and pinstripe flairs, that niggahs a metrocholo"

metrocholo by metro anthony November 2, 2005

metrophobe 

(n.) One who has an irrational fear or dislike of men who have grooming habits, personal style, or fashion sense.

In men, metrophobia is related to homophobia, but it is also likely a defense mechanism against new trends.

In women, it likely arises out of an insecurity about the ability of the woman to establish or maintain a relationship with a desirable metrosexual.

Metrophobes are likely to be found among those raised outside of cities, who have since started living or working in cities and are bewildered and frightened of the diverse people and customs. Behaving much like animals, caught up in a complex world that they can't comprehend, metrophobes turn their fear into dislike and criticism of the new. The best way to deal with metrophobes is to quietly coax them into the understanding that we don't have to look like cavemen forever.

She is such a metrophobe, she only dates cavemen.

metrophobe by Cravenhad November 22, 2005

Microchode 

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010

metrothod 

a METal-ROcker-goTH-mOD

me a guy who likes gothick stuff and rock and metal and drives a scooter =metrothod

metrothod by lolamanjaro April 4, 2009

Microchode

A derogatory nickname for Microsoft.

Microchode doesn't care about video games, and as long as Halo remains a Microchode owned IP, it is doomed.

Microchode by Vazdan February 21, 2026