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Microchode 

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.
Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??
Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010
Related Words

metrocholo

a person sporting both the cholo and metrosexual styles at the same time
"dudes wearing a bandana tight on his eyes and pinstripe flairs, that niggahs a metrocholo"
metrocholo by metro anthony November 2, 2005

metrophobe 

(n.) One who has an irrational fear or dislike of men who have grooming habits, personal style, or fashion sense.

In men, metrophobia is related to homophobia, but it is also likely a defense mechanism against new trends.

In women, it likely arises out of an insecurity about the ability of the woman to establish or maintain a relationship with a desirable metrosexual.

Metrophobes are likely to be found among those raised outside of cities, who have since started living or working in cities and are bewildered and frightened of the diverse people and customs. Behaving much like animals, caught up in a complex world that they can't comprehend, metrophobes turn their fear into dislike and criticism of the new. The best way to deal with metrophobes is to quietly coax them into the understanding that we don't have to look like cavemen forever.
She is such a metrophobe, she only dates cavemen.
metrophobe by Cravenhad November 22, 2005

Microchode 

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.
Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??
Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010

metrothod 

a METal-ROcker-goTH-mOD
me a guy who likes gothick stuff and rock and metal and drives a scooter =metrothod
metrothod by lolamanjaro April 4, 2009

Microchode

Microchode doesn't care about video games, and as long as Halo remains a Microchode owned IP, it is doomed.
Microchode by Vazdan February 21, 2026