Colloquial term for a tattoo that grows from it's original design into a collage that can spread to encompass whole limbs, torso, or entire backs.
" Dude, nice metastatat."
"One night in Vegas, Jane awoke to find her tramp stamp had become a metastatat."
"One night in Vegas, Jane awoke to find her tramp stamp had become a metastatat."
by CalamityPain April 13, 2010
Get the metastatat mug.Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.
Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**
Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.
Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.
*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).
** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**
Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.
Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.
*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).
** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.
by Eye rock May 16, 2016
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Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”
by Silver dollar tranny October 28, 2020
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by 2deep4me September 22, 2017
Get the Mettatate mug.When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.
by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020
Get the Metastatic Clusterfuck mug.Linear time is an illusion. Time is not flowing at all; and linear time probably doesn't exist either. Time is metastatic or spectral.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 13, 2019
Get the metastatic mug.Metastatic nihilism says that an enantiomer superimposed on its inverse-image is a closed shape with uncountable corners.
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