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Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do
Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”

Metastatic Clusterfuck 

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.
Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

metastatic 

Linear time is an illusion. Time is not flowing at all; and linear time probably doesn't exist either. Time is metastatic or spectral.
metastatic by tomorrowtomorrow January 13, 2019

metastatic nihilism 

Paradigm that a photograph superimposed on its enantiomer creates a shape with uncountable edges.
Metastatic nihilism says that an enantiomer superimposed on its inverse-image is a closed shape with uncountable corners.
metastatic nihilism by zanderfin September 30, 2020

metastatat 

Colloquial term for a tattoo that grows from it's original design into a collage that can spread to encompass whole limbs, torso, or entire backs.
" Dude, nice metastatat."

"One night in Vegas, Jane awoke to find her tramp stamp had become a metastatat."
metastatat by CalamityPain April 13, 2010

metastaticity 

A paradigm that states that the plane of the universe is curved by the spin of uncountability around infinity.
Metastaticity is the successor to relativity.

It unites philosophy with cosmology.

Metastaticity states that the flat two-dimensional plane of the universe (nihilism) is bent by angular momentum.
metastaticity by zanderfin November 17, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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