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metalpecker 

Woodpecker that pecks on metal objects, especially chimney caps.
The metalpecker woke me up this morning.
metalpecker by chonk cat October 22, 2008

megafuckjob

When you haven’t just been slightly screwed but royally fucked, usually by a large company or a sociopath.
That embarrassing megafuckjob came out of left field, I never once saw it coming.
megafuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019
The act of getting forced to play something within the meta, when you would rather play what you prefer.
Just say you're getting metacucked
metacuck by James Toad June 16, 2020

Megafuck 

Used as an extreme of the word "Fuck". You would use it in any situation where you would use the word "Fuck". Or just simply insert it into any sentence replacing the noun, adjective, or verb. Makes 'em know you ain't megafucking kidding.
Adjective:

That guy's a megafucking loser!
Noun:

That party was such a megafuck!
Verb:

Dude, I totally megafucked Jessica last night!

I megafucking hate getting a dirty sanchez!

Malfucktion 

when the condom a guy is using breaks and his woman gets pregnant by accident.
Nicole wasn't ready for the malfucktion... now she is caring for twins.
Malfucktion by B*duB July 6, 2008

Metalrocker 

Someone who is both a Metalhead and a Rocker.
Sam: I've heard that you like both metal and rock
Lily: yes
Sam: So you are a metalrocker
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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