messtie

Your best friend who's also a big mess

Today is my messtie's birthday

messtie by mmikeemike September 18, 2017

messterpiece 

Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.

“Man, the internet is full of messterpieces these days”

messterpiece by not.adelia August 7, 2018

messticle 

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.

Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!

messticle by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011

The Messier 

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.

Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.

The Messier by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

Mestie 

The term used by females for their male bestie. Best male friend. He is your confidant, your wing man, your partner in crime, your shoulder to cry on and there for you through thick and thin. It's only platonic, but he means the world to you and you never know what shenanigans your futures hold.

I love my Mestie. He's the best guy I ever met.

Girl, have you met Fred? He's the best guy ever. My Mestie. 💗

Mestie by Bluebird33333 September 13, 2019

messterner 

mɛstəɹnəɹ
1. Noun. Adjective. Hybrid word describing a person of western origin who has travelled in an eastern direction in search of fun, frolics and adventure but who indulge in significant volumes of mind altering substances (e.g. Alcohol) which results in a mess. Often preceded in a sentence by the word 'fat'.

Those fat messterners are awfully tipsy!!

messterner by Blong's Friend November 2, 2011

Messier 

He's the god of Earth, has a beautiful smile, is so sexy everyone wants him but frl look at that mother fucker he's so handsome and cute asf I want him in my bed.

Look! It's messier, lets fuck him hes so sexy

Messier by incognitoos November 22, 2021