Messiter

Word for when you introduce a friend to a friend you already know, and the friend becomes friends with your other friend, and unfriends/excludes you.

Guy 1: Dude how did introducing Cameron and Zoe go?

Guy 2: Dude Cameron totally Messitered me

by DeadBoom February 17, 2020

messterpiece

Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.

“Man, the internet is full of messterpieces these days”

by not.adelia August 7, 2018

The Messier

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.

Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.

by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

messterner

mɛstəɹnəɹ
1. Noun. Adjective. Hybrid word describing a person of western origin who has travelled in an eastern direction in search of fun, frolics and adventure but who indulge in significant volumes of mind altering substances (e.g. Alcohol) which results in a mess. Often preceded in a sentence by the word 'fat'.

Those fat messterners are awfully tipsy!!

by Blong's Friend November 2, 2011

Messier

He's the god of Earth, has a beautiful smile, is so sexy everyone wants him but frl look at that mother fucker he's so handsome and cute asf I want him in my bed.

Look! It's messier, lets fuck him hes so sexy

by incognitoos November 22, 2021

Mark Messier

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

by NYR forever July 20, 2008

Gilles Messier

A very intellegent 15 year old, who can sometimes have a rather bland sense of humor.

"Naomi, if you stuck that fake knife down your shirt..It'd be called a booby trap"

by With love Amanda and Nimz January 9, 2005