messterner 

mɛstəɹnəɹ
1. Noun. Adjective. Hybrid word describing a person of western origin who has travelled in an eastern direction in search of fun, frolics and adventure but who indulge in significant volumes of mind altering substances (e.g. Alcohol) which results in a mess. Often preceded in a sentence by the word 'fat'.

Those fat messterners are awfully tipsy!!

messterner by Blong's Friend November 2, 2011

meesterder 

Meesterder is an Afrikaans word meening most, or more than anything else. There is no word or combination of words that is more than meesterder

Ernst is meesterder lief vir elouise.

meesterder by ernsttal2 June 22, 2009

Messtarter 

a person who starts to do heaps of work, but cannot focus on one thing and even never brings them to an end.

A: Hey, What are you doing now?
B: I am working on a new project.
A: Didn't you tell me you had to write a couple of papers?
B: Yeah, it is being finalized. Don't worry.

A: What about your part-time job? Are you still working in that restaurant?
B: Gash ... I totally forgot it !!! I'm late !! I gotta go !! See you later !!!
A: (She is ... just ... Messtarter ... ... hmm)

Messtarter by luvmesweet September 15, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012