Definitions by not.adelia

messterpiece 

Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.

“Man, the internet is full of messterpieces these days”

messterpiece by not.adelia August 7, 2018

Kellmer 

An empty boi with a heart of gold. Also known as Snugglebear and Keemer. He is a very talented singer, but is also extremely awkward. He has no soul and makes adequate jokes.

Oh god, there’s Kellmer. HIDE!
HAHA KEEMER IS EMPTY

Kellmer by not.adelia July 20, 2018

lardvark 

An aardvark that enjoys large servings of lard

wow, now that's a lardvark

lardvark by not.adelia January 14, 2017

Cult Leader Raphael 

A small man that dresses like a magician and brainwashes children with hypnotic music.

All hail Cult Leader Raphael!!!

Cult Leader Raphael by not.adelia July 5, 2016