lardvark

An aardvark that enjoys large servings of lard

wow, now that's a lardvark

by not.adelia January 14, 2017

Cult Leader Raphael

A small man that dresses like a magician and brainwashes children with hypnotic music.

All hail Cult Leader Raphael!!!

by not.adelia July 05, 2016

Kellmer

An empty boi with a heart of gold. Also known as Snugglebear and Keemer. He is a very talented singer, but is also extremely awkward. He has no soul and makes adequate jokes.

Oh god, there’s Kellmer. HIDE!
HAHA KEEMER IS EMPTY

by not.adelia July 20, 2018

messterpiece

Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.

“Man, the internet is full of messterpieces these days”

by not.adelia August 07, 2018