mysterious_writa's definitions

Granny

Another way of saying grandma/grandmother. The old woman who lives wif you and the only good thing comming out of her was your mum... and up until now you still can't figure out if that was a good thing or not...

Shut up grandma i heard you the first time.

by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004

Hell

Where Mike belongs...

Girl: Mike go to hell!
Mike: I don't know how

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Friends Forever

Something that doesn't exist

She said friends forever before... but now we hate each other's guts with passion

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

S.O.B

Shorthand for the phrase 'Son Of a Bitch' (A.K.A Mike)

Girl: Mike why do you always have to be a SOB?
Mike: What's that?
Girl: Sorry forgot dogs don't speak english...

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Messenger

Best invention ever invented

Mike: Whats MSN Messenger?
Girl: Just go fuck yourself

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Diamonds

Known as girls' best friend

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Dogs

Known as Boy's best friend

Girl: Why do you always spend time with that dog for?
Mike: He's my best friend.
Girl: Oh yeah, i forgot you two are both son of bitches

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004