Hell

Where Mike belongs...

Girl: Mike go to hell!
Mike: I don't know how

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Mom

Another way of writing 'mum'. A woman who screams at you all day and night for not doing your chores (and the woman is not your wife)

Mom, stop screaming at me!

by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004

Granny

Another way of saying grandma/grandmother. The old woman who lives wif you and the only good thing comming out of her was your mum... and up until now you still can't figure out if that was a good thing or not...

Shut up grandma i heard you the first time.

by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004

PMS

The reason why a girl is in a really bad mood or upset. <<< guy's definition and it's WRONG!!!

Girl: Shut up Mike, why do you have to be such a dick?
Mike: Do you have PMS or something?
Girl: Dammit! Forget i even asked!
Mike: It's PMS isn't it?
Girl: No you fucking loser!

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Friends Forever

Something that doesn't exist

She said friends forever before... but now we hate each other's guts with passion

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

DDR

Dance Dance Revolution, dancing game in arcade and on PS2

DDR is so fun to play with.... o_O

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

S.O.B

Shorthand for the phrase 'Son Of a Bitch' (A.K.A Mike)

Girl: Mike why do you always have to be a SOB?
Mike: What's that?
Girl: Sorry forgot dogs don't speak english...

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004