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It's jake if you wanna share my mesca but if you take it without tellin' me, I'm gonna hafta paste you in the kisser.
mesca by Just a twist January 17, 2009
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mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible stream-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are.
mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California more about a gimmick than illiterate Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct and the first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on TV and the river from Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible and subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already with multi-year competent likely referencing TTCM, falling after hours(?)! (and maybe by as many as six(?)! California opened just saved Already! you!!"
mascale by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021
mascale (noun) - person afflicted with mascalia, a psychiatric disorder. Mascalia is a form of expression disorder characterised by long, generally incomprehensible streams-of-consciousness-like verbiage. The “gibberish” is interspersed with words that the mascale has picked up but has no idea of what the actual & correct meaning of them are. Analysis of the conversation does not reveal what the mascale's actual intent is.
mascale said "mom was friends with illiterate Delores but illiterate Bob Hope found in Muntz a source of comedy material the geography of all this is Southern California as my grandfather was illiterate friends with Mulholland, of the LA Aqueduct first Car Dealer in history to advertise product on LA Times created a feature naming the ranch Laemmle Studios, (opened 1915), where the real "Dracula" messaging started, Bela Lugosi and Muntz seemed to know about was earning and losing three entire fortunes in that lifespan with the three advertisers, meanwhile illiterate Haldeman's kid became famous for obstructing justice in the illiterate Nixon Administration. From illiterate arithmetic of mine, admitted to personal inadequacies, and incompetence: Unable to even contact illiterate traffic-driving, gadget-land stuff so that soon there may even be mouse, duck, and dog pet-food stores will be sensible subsequent Haldeman's kid. Now tens of illiterate millions get stimulus checks and credits(?). Competent multi-year secretive/annoying! Some can call it , "illiterate Spillage," probably(?)! TikTok High Confidence, noted. Anyone compares the relative competence of TTCM being expressed work and prosper, hyper-advanced, and hyper-advancing Gary news and public information high confidence, already. Plans are easily said becoming better known. Multi-year TTCM, falling after and maybe by as many as six(?)! , yoy! incompetent allusions are likely about California just today: Saved Already!"
mascale by Michael Nugent June 18, 2021

mencarut 

A behaviour which a person involuntarily uses vulgars (for example: oh shit, wtf) for a surprise or unwanted outcome. It is however, a very natural behaviour of humans.
mencarut by Wanita Brunei June 28, 2022
The place you go when hallucinating/tripping on DMT and Salvia.
"Hey man, wanna go to Mencalbri?"
"Yeah man, pass the bong!"
Mencalbri by Fig boy March 21, 2020

Walter Mercado

Someone who can sense the possibilities of others, but who may be unable to see the dangers in his own life because he is a dreamer. Walters are charismatic, kind and sensitive people, who should be cherished whenever you find them. Many are artists or spiritual people, wonderful to be around, and some are even quite fabulous.
John is a Walter Mercado, be nice to him because he won't always be around.
Walter Mercado by Swami Patrick September 24, 2020

Meccaian 

Term used to describe members of the popular international group The Original Mecca Lounge. They are a group of artists, intellectuals, writers and expressionists.
The coffee house poetry night was full of meccaians who performed spoken word and live art on stage.
Meccaian by jaxx1108 January 7, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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