10 definitions by Fig boy

Tards

Stupid things that shouldn't exist and are obviously inbred. All they do is cost a shit ton of money and time and energy that is wasted. They should be locked in a building that has no budget and stay there forever.

Tards are fucking annoying bitcha ss

by Fig boy May 29, 2018

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Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

by Fig boy December 17, 2018

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big wet coon

I have a huge cock and it is big because don't wear condoms when i masturbate and it doesn't fit most sizes comfortably.

Fucking finger big wet coon anus

by Fig boy December 4, 2017

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Throbbing Cock

The most famous definition on the Urban Dicktionary

I want to look up throbbing cock on the UD because i have a small wank

by Fig boy December 13, 2018

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Esports

NOT A FUCKING SPORT. This might be confused for a sport because it has the word in it, but don't be tricked by this fucking bullshit. If you want a real sport play hockey, football, basketball, even fuckin soccer. This is a game for "nullers" which is a term for gamers that is offensive and/or derogatory. If you know a person who relies on gaming to make money FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Esports is gay and bullshit so STFU

by Fig boy May 22, 2018

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