mesaver 

When someone has a picture of themselves on their desktop or screensaver. Meaning you have to look at them twice as much, and they look at themselves all day long. Normally, the slightest glance at their computer screen will prompt them to explain said picture and start showing you heaps of pictures of themselves.

Can you believe the narcissism at this school? Half of my humanities class has mesavers.

I don't have a mesaver, I know I'm gorgeous, I don't need the reassurance.

Egotistical much? What's up with the mesaver grace? I don't want to have to look at you twice as much.

mesaver by stonahsarah January 11, 2009

Metaverse 

The Matrix, but lamer and with NFTs for some reason. Product of Mark Zuckerberg's endless quest to make all of our lives worse

The metaverse is a load of crap, Zuckerberg is even dumber than he looks if he thinks I'm spending money on his lame VR headsets

Metaverse by Eat cheetos, don't elect them December 13, 2021

Metaverse 

The reason Zuck lost 30 billion dollars in one day

Zuck: I hope you enjoy your stay in the Metaverse!
The majority: We will not be going to the Metaverse.
Zuck: :(

Metaverse by TRE_ February 7, 2022

metaverse 

Mark Zuckerberg's vr playground? nobody rly knows wtf the metaverse is

Im a real human, beep bop, back to the metaverse I go

metaverse by Anonymous Granny November 5, 2021

Metaversials 

The future generation that grows up alongside the metaverse

Metaversials, are the demographic cohort following Generation Z.

Metaversials by callmealex_09 March 1, 2022

Metaverse 

A virtual realm Mark Zuckerberg created in order to VR-rape unsuspecting social media users.

Mark Zuckerberg: “It’s not rape, you consented to this point when you signed the latest Facebook terms and conditions.”

Me: “Well I guess you’re right, proceed. At least it’s pain free in the metaverse, right? …right?”

Metaverse by Don_Paul August 17, 2022