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CoHort

I'm a proud member of the CoHorts.
by Joanne Adkins February 28, 2019
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cohort

1. A band of highly trained Roman Legionaries. Usually there are 600 men in a cohort.

2. A person that is a good friend.

3. A group of people.
1. The Praetorian Cohorts formed the front lines.

2. He's my cohort.

3. These people can be divided into two cohorts.
by AJ January 27, 2005
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Cohort

A word used within South London to describe a gang of posh private school kids... obviously the normal kids are in gangs
Hey you!!! get off the back seat of the bus ... or my Cohort will kick your butt!!!
by The original orgs March 28, 2012
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Cohort

An acoustic (autistic) child continuously sings songs to relieve their tick.
Oh no, there's a cohort over there.
by cartier5 August 10, 2017
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cohort

1. a small army of warriors
b. a small warrior or armies
3. an anal probe
person 1: what is a cohort?
person 2: i dunno....
person 3: 'kay
by rayhan April 3, 2003
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Cohort Family

A group of friends you quarantine with during a pandemic so you can keep drinking and taking shots together instead of through video. It is proven that peer pressure to drink does indeed transfer through the internet, but feelings of togetherness while holding another girl's hair as she vomits or putting a pillow by the toilet for your friend can only be experienced in person.

The term was coined by Alberta's Chief Medical Officer during her daily Covid 19 Pandemic updates in the early 20's. Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Those updates eventually coalesced into Alberta's bible and the Medical Officer into Alberta's Jesus who "saved" Alberta and later performed baptisms.
"I miss taking shots with you guys so much!"
"OMG! Why don't you become my cohort family?"
"Yeeahh, then we can buy big bottles of tequila at a time instead of small lonely ones. Lol"
by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020
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Cohort of cunts

Collective noun, a cohort of cunts can be used to describe a group of cunts numbering 4 or more.
You should have seen the cohort of cunts I had to carry on the bus today!
by anonymous August 15, 2021
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