mertzle

if you are a mertzle you are now not considered a male or female but a skank box if your last name is mertzle you have a disease and probably eat a shit ton of cock from your wife

shut the fuck up and be a mertzle

by jack danieles October 25, 2012

mertle'd

someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out.

hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party!

hey did you hear about the kid that mertle'd the keg!?

wow what an idiot!

by Vaughn-Jay September 28, 2006

Bryce Metzler

A Person who has just been decapitated by a walrus!

Damn Bryce Metzler just been Bryce Metzler'd

by Bamster14 March 23, 2009

metzler

A Metzler is a beautiful but sassy person. They have a royal German bloodline. They often use sarcasm, and humor to define their personality.

“Hey did you see that girl over there? I heard she is a Metzler.”
“Yeah, she must be.”

by Someone u don’t know January 9, 2018

fertile mertile

A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.

"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."

by Hellflower August 30, 2006

Mertle

That bitch from Lilo and Stitch who doesn't have a soul and bullies Lilo for being from a broken home.

Man 1 "Where's that bitch Mertle, I haven't seen her in a while"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"

by ghettogirlabc123 June 1, 2018

Mertle

Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.

If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.

by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003