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When you jerk off on your roommate's side of the closet and cum on the wall and possibly clothes.
Dude, I totally Metzler'd to the morning report hentai last night.
Metzler by ka... February 17, 2021

Bryce Metzler 

A Person who has just been decapitated by a walrus!
Damn Bryce Metzler just been Bryce Metzler'd
Bryce Metzler by Bamster14 March 23, 2009

Declan James Metzler 

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life
Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state
A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.
Dang thats the METZER family!
Metzer by guest6469 June 29, 2011
A family of German- descendants in the Midwest who are generally well-loved and adorable.

Also: German for Butcher.
Those Metzger boys sure know how to have a good time.
Metzger by Metzgirl February 3, 2010

Black Metaler 

Black Metalers listen to Black Metal Music such as Mayhem, Burzum, Dimmu Borgir (Old), Darkthrone and so on. They normally wear black clothes, band or Satanic T-Shirts, pentacle jewelery etc... And not all Black Metalers only listen to Black Metal. And anyone that calls Cradle of Filth Black Metal are faggots because they are fucking not!

In most shit countrys that know nothing, many people mistake Black Metalers for Goths which is a big insult! A Goth is someone that usually listens to Gothic Rock, A Black Metaler is someone that usually listens to fucking Christraping Black Metal!
Faggot: Fucking Gothics!
Black Metaler: We're Fucking Black Metalers and proud, get it right you black nigger!
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Faggot 2: FUCKING BLACK METALERs!!!
Black Metaler: Damn fucking right!
Black Metaler by confessional_rape August 27, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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