mertler

Mertler is a choings salesman.

The Mertler of Choings. You know him, right? The mysterious, the allusive... Every man knows him. Mostly asian men need him.

by peachpotato December 19, 2024

merther

West Indian.Denotes the sensations produced by smoking marijuana while listening to dub reggae.The merging and distortion of sense impressions that occurs during cannibonoid trance.

"Sound system make pure merther tonight."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

mertle'd

someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out.

hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party!

hey did you hear about the kid that mertle'd the keg!?

wow what an idiot!

by Vaughn-Jay September 28, 2006

Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

Mertle

That bitch from Lilo and Stitch who doesn't have a soul and bullies Lilo for being from a broken home.

Man 1 "Where's that bitch Mertle, I haven't seen her in a while"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"

by ghettogirlabc123 June 1, 2018

merbler

a fat bug (bug can be defined as a lobster or a crab... whatever floats your boat)

normal person: "ohmygod, what a merbler!"
odd person: "no, do you mean a fat bug as in crab or lobster?"

by fartypoopoo July 12, 2007

merfler

one who merfles. One who is involved with Merfle.

She is such a merfler.

by Methinator November 2, 2003