merbler 

a fat bug (bug can be defined as a lobster or a crab... whatever floats your boat)

normal person: "ohmygod, what a merbler!"
odd person: "no, do you mean a fat bug as in crab or lobster?"

merbler by fartypoopoo July 12, 2007

Merble 

A state of relative nothingness, boredom, frustration, or just general existence for which there is no adequate substitute. Merbling can be an action, as well as an adjective, or a general conversation filler, as well as noun (merbler). There are many forms of merble, but all involve similar, unexciting emotions.

"Man, about ten minutes into that 3-hour lecture, I was merbling hard, it only got worse from there"

"Dude, your 30 minutes late!" "Merble!"

"I went on a date with that girl, but she was too much of a merbler, so I bailed."

Merble by arbjay November 29, 2012

merber 

9 cool guys and one gay dude named Eamon

Person 1: “Wow I love the Merbers!”
Person 2: “Yea but that Eamon guy is a faggot”
Person 2: “Lmao so true!!”

merber by Burko327 March 31, 2022

Merble 

To Ramble, going on and on about nothing.

"Quit your Merbling or I'll drive this car right into oncoming traffic, I SWEAR TO GOD!!"

Merble by Robert Beickert December 3, 2004

merfler 

one who merfles. One who is involved with Merfle.

She is such a merfler.

merfler by Methinator November 2, 2003

merfler 

The best place to chat in the whole wide world.

If someone kills merfle, I'll kill him

merfler by Keith November 11, 2003

merfler 

One of the greatest people on the planet. AkA Smarter than all those skanks at school, yo.

Merflers are so dysfunctional, it's not even funny.

merfler by Jennifer September 4, 2004