merter

Hard fucker.

Merter is the Alpha Male and i passionately love him.

by duymakistedigin November 22, 2021

heater meter

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

by jpg3 April 3, 2015

mortereve

Mortereve is a combination of "MORning, afTERnoon, and EVEning," used as a greeting in international/ multi-time-zone contexts (such as an Internet forum or conference call).

First used on www.narniaweb.com c. 2006.

I logged onto the forum and wished my friends from New Zealand , the UK, and the US a Good Mortereve.

by berninbush July 20, 2017

Fuck-O-Meter

The amount of fucks being given at a single time.

I give zero fucks right now
Fuck-o-Meter confirmed zero fucks

by BigdickMceeee October 30, 2018

mercer-effect

Synonyms: Matt Mercer Effect, Matthew Mercer Effect

Matthew Mercer is the Dungeon Master of the popular Dungeons & Dragons show "Critical Role".
The "mercer-effect" is what people call it when fans of the show get into D&D carrying the expectation that their sessions should be at least as good or similar to what they've seen in the show, not keeping in mind that the players seen on Critical Role have years of experience in both D&D and acting.

"I hosted a session with some 1st-timers the other night, they wouldn't stop talking about Critical Role and how we should try to play our game more like that."

"Yeah, that's the mercer-effect all right."

by Vseras April 14, 2019

Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

Fuck o meter

Internal tool used to determine how many fucks are given in a given instance

Fuck o meter detects zero fucks

by Urban jackass June 12, 2018