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Not quite a midget, not quite a person.
That guy is too tall to be a midget and too small to be a person, he's a merson.
Merson by TShizzle June 22, 2013
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Politically correct way to say "mermaid".
Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.
merson by Merson March 2, 2014
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We can't play Monopoly with only one merson!
Merson by Ashlandarf September 22, 2023

Paul Merson 

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations
ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player
Paul Merson by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

Sam Merson-ing 

Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too
Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing
Sam Merson-ing by Flexoffenderrr September 23, 2020
The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.
She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.
Merlone by kidhamishi August 26, 2013
A person who is happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside
Person 1: you seem like a merso

Person2: I know
merso by It’s by anonymous May 28, 2020
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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