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Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.
merson by Merson March 2, 2014
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We can't play Monopoly with only one merson!
Merson by Ashlandarf September 22, 2023

Paul Merson 

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations
ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player
Paul Merson by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

Sam Merson-ing 

Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too
Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing
Sam Merson-ing by Flexoffenderrr September 23, 2020
The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.
She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.
Merlone by kidhamishi August 26, 2013
A person who is happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside
Person 1: you seem like a merso

Person2: I know
merso by It’s by anonymous May 28, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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