Mark: Hey buddy - you wanna go to Beerfest?
Merson: (no response)
Mark: Are you Mersoning me again?!?
Merson: (no response)
Merson: (no response)
Mark: Are you Mersoning me again?!?
Merson: (no response)
by HotNDangerous May 9, 2018
Get the Mersoning mug.The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.
Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.
Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.
Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"
by TexanJoe July 10, 2010
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The Merovingians were a Frankish dynasty that reigned from the fifth century to 751 A.D. They have become a great concern to conspiracy theorists because many of the mysteries connected with Rennes-le-Chateau, Father Sauniere, the Church of Mary Magdalene, and the Priory of Sion have been linked back to them.
Gerard de Sede, in a remarkable book called La Race febuleuse, claims that the Merovingians were descended from matings between extraterrestrials from Sirius and the Tribe of Benjamin in ancient Israel, and other notions about them are equally remarkable.
For instance, the semi-legendary founder of the dynasty, Merovech, allegedly sprang from a union of a woman with a sea-creature.
There are also claims that this family is linked back to another extraterrestrial race of Serpentine peoples.
I've also read in some places that the Merovingian's were thought to be direct descendants of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. And others disagree saying that they possessed the blood of demonic entities. Many of the Merovingians died under mysterious circumstances.
More or less, the Merovingians do exist historically, just with a great deal of mystique surrounding their family name.
Gerard de Sede, in a remarkable book called La Race febuleuse, claims that the Merovingians were descended from matings between extraterrestrials from Sirius and the Tribe of Benjamin in ancient Israel, and other notions about them are equally remarkable.
For instance, the semi-legendary founder of the dynasty, Merovech, allegedly sprang from a union of a woman with a sea-creature.
There are also claims that this family is linked back to another extraterrestrial race of Serpentine peoples.
I've also read in some places that the Merovingian's were thought to be direct descendants of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. And others disagree saying that they possessed the blood of demonic entities. Many of the Merovingians died under mysterious circumstances.
More or less, the Merovingians do exist historically, just with a great deal of mystique surrounding their family name.
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Get the Masoning mug.The French dude in The Matrix: Reloaded. he likes to swear in French, give people cake that gives them orgasms, and wipe his ass with silk.
by Twin 1 June 27, 2003
Get the Merovingian mug.the act of being habitually and extremely late, or delaying a meeting until it is too late and must be cancelled.
The person performing the act typically will deny that it happens, or claim that it only happens rarely.
The person performing the act typically will deny that it happens, or claim that it only happens rarely.
person #1: "where is he, he said he was on his way here an hour ago?"
person #2: "he is just masoning out we might as well start without him."
person #2: "he is just masoning out we might as well start without him."
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