A Marson is someone that if you talk to, he might try to stab you with a pencil. You probably don’t know it, but he wants to kill everyone around him except his rare few friends.
Bro, I just saw Marson and he looked pretty angry.
Dude, he could‘ve killed you!
by Not your real friend. August 21, 2019
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Setting someone on fire hoping that they'll grab something flammable and set their house on fire, thus causing you to commit murder and arson at the same time.
After Jack set Dave on fire, dave flailed about and grabbed a support beam, setting it and dave's house on fire. Dave died and his house burned to the ground. Jake was charged with Marson.
by Richard Blade January 29, 2009
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The cutest couple in the world. This couple can be completely opposite at times but that helps them work together well. They both love God with all their heart and are amazing friends to anyone they meet. They have similar values and appreciate each other very much.
Person 1- Did you hear about Marson?
Person 2 - Yea they are so sweet about helping their friends whenever they need it.
by The factual person March 21, 2022
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A strong melanin king, that should be respected and befriended on a regular. If you don't like him you can go suck your mum, respectfully
Sara: Have you seen Marson?
Marson: Me, oh yes I am here. You should try and be more like me.
by MmMm678 November 4, 2021
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We know you are the sus impostor and i saw you vent, in electrical.

What did you do with that Wish delivery the other week, James?

Use code: ''Among Us'' to get a $20 discount on James Marson merch.
by 0bama_fan May 23, 2022
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Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.
I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson”
“Damn me too!”
by NickFolesMVP July 5, 2018
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When an individual goes to a farmer's field and has sexual intercourse with a cow and drinks the milk afterwards.
Joe: Hey man, have you seen Jackson lately?
Paul: Yeah man, he was pulling a Marson last night.
by Broomball nevanski May 18, 2020
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