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A Marson is someone that if you talk to, he might try to stab you with a pencil. You probably don’t know it, but he wants to kill everyone around him except his rare few friends.
Bro, I just saw Marson and he looked pretty angry.
Dude, he could‘ve killed you!
Marson by Not your real friend. August 21, 2019
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Setting someone on fire hoping that they'll grab something flammable and set their house on fire, thus causing you to commit murder and arson at the same time.
After Jack set Dave on fire, dave flailed about and grabbed a support beam, setting it and dave's house on fire. Dave died and his house burned to the ground. Jake was charged with Marson.
Marson by Richard Blade January 29, 2009
The cutest couple in the world. This couple can be completely opposite at times but that helps them work together well. They both love God with all their heart and are amazing friends to anyone they meet. They have similar values and appreciate each other very much.
Person 1- Did you hear about Marson?
Person 2 - Yea they are so sweet about helping their friends whenever they need it.
Marson by The factual person March 21, 2022
A strong melanin king, that should be respected and befriended on a regular. If you don't like him you can go suck your mum, respectfully
Sara: Have you seen Marson?
Marson: Me, oh yes I am here. You should try and be more like me.
Marson by MmMm678 November 4, 2021
The sudden urge to compliment someone. The want to spontaneously make someone feel good with words
Friend 1: I'm having a Marson
Friend 2: What's that
Friend 1: You're beautiful
Marson by GKEA Murtaza May 7, 2022

James Marson 

We know you are the sus impostor and i saw you vent, in electrical.

What did you do with that Wish delivery the other week, James?

Use code: ''Among Us'' to get a $20 discount on James Marson merch.
James Marson by 0bama_fan May 23, 2022

Jared Marson 

Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.
“I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson
“Damn me too!”
Jared Marson by NickFolesMVP July 5, 2018
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