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A person who has a happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside. They often make the best friends, are bad at sports and tend to spend most of their time on the couch.
Merso is a great person.
Merso by Al and Gobea June 10, 2021
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A boy who has the largest and the biggest DICK
You have a huge dick merso
Mersô is commonly used to someone who's marvelous at playing piano, incredibly sexy and/or have a very hairy chest. Someone who's able to impregnate anyone is also called a Mersô. A girl that look like Keith Emerson shall be called "Mersô Girl" and you shall make a song about her. Another common use of Mersô is when you reffer to someone with the ego at the size of the Wembley Stadium.
"Hey guys, check out this! I took a picture at the Love Beach!"
"Haha...your Mersô!"

"Guys, I looked to a girl and she got pregnant."
"Hohoho, you're such a Mersô."

"Guys, I played Bach concerts in piano without arms jumping from a plane with flying sharks!"
"Whoa! That's so Mersô."
Mersô by Jon Anderson From Yes January 21, 2014
The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.
She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.
Merlone by kidhamishi August 26, 2013
The beverage a mermaid drinks on Sunday at brunch
Give her a mermosa before she joins the other mermaids at shell
Mermosa by LUXLY March 21, 2019
The pairing of President Nicolas Sarkozy of France and Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany. They have a healthy personal relationship, while managing two of Europe's biggest economies at the same time.
Merkozy is trying to save the European currency from disaster.
merkozy by The other Don Vito January 11, 2012
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