merpson 

Another way of saying merp, just with son after it

"You ready to play Fortnite later?"
"Merpson"
"What?"
"Nah"

merpson by ReservedWeb December 1, 2023

Paul Merson 

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations

ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player

Paul Merson by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

Merson

Not quite a midget, not quite a person.

That guy is too tall to be a midget and too small to be a person, he's a merson.

Merson by TShizzle June 22, 2013

Sam Merson-ing 

Tagging along to something you haven't been invited too

Guy 1:Bro why is he here
Guy 2: Idk man, hes totally Sam merson-ing

Sam Merson-ing by Flexoffenderrr September 23, 2020

merson

Politically correct way to say "mermaid".

Male "mermaids" prefer to be called a merson.

merson by Merson March 2, 2014

merison

Massive douchebag who plays too much Call Of Duty

Hes a total merison

merison by ping pong twang June 20, 2011

Mersoning 

When someone doesn't respond to a text message

Mark: Hey buddy - you wanna go to Beerfest?
Merson: (no response)
Mark: Are you Mersoning me again?!?
Merson: (no response)

Mersoning by HotNDangerous May 9, 2018