merison

Massive douchebag who plays too much Call Of Duty

Hes a total merison

merison by ping pong twang June 20, 2011

Upper Merion 

A shithole place. This place has a poverty, property crime rate, and crime rate overall, increasing each year. The schools are only good for academics but most of the classes are hardly taught, because of the kids behavior.

Man 1 “ Bro aren’t you from Lower Merion?”
Man 2 “ No Upper Merion.”
Man 1 “ Ew”

Upper Merion by JVon543 September 23, 2019

Upper Merion 

Also called UM, Upper Merion has gotten better over the years BUT. This year it is increasing by a lot. The schools arent too good either. There are 4 elementary schools, Caley, Candlebrook, Bridgeport, and Roberts. One middle school and one high school. Many adults want to move away from UM because of the bad influence of kids, the bad neighborhoods. Upper Merion lies about 20 mins away from Philly. It is in between philly and a small depressed community named Pottstown. There is a high drug trafficking, property crime rate, and the violent crime zoomed up this year. Prince Frederick St is in a neighborhood called Brandywine Village, not the best street and Brandywine isn’t the best neighborhood. You got Sweet Briar the area around Six Eleven and Angelos. Not the best place either. Mostly all the neighborhoods are crime ridden, drug ridden and MORE. Although on the bright side there downtown{ is becoming [urban each year with a high development rate. Just know where to stay out of in Upper Merion. And be home before dark because...

Person 1:“ Don’t be fooled by the fast pace developing Upper Merion town center.”

Person 2: “ Yea it ain’t all good here.”

Upper Merion by JVon543 October 4, 2019

Merion Mercy 

Merion Mercy Academy is located in Merion Station, PA, and is by far the actual best all-girls school in Philly, yet is half the price of all the other snobby WASP Inter-Ac schools like EA, Agnes Irwin, Baldwin and is way more diverse than other Main Line girls schools the Academy of Notre Dame or Villa Maria. And, you actually have to be smart to get in. We're also just much better than the Mount. Period. Riley the dog is our one and only love, the messy bun is part of the uniform, and STP rules the school. We root for the Golden Bears, and Catherine McAuley's teachings play a central role in our educational philosophy. Our year is filled with fun stuff like Weenie Roast, Red Green Jingle day, Harvest Moon, etc... We have the best cafeteria (Dining Commons) in the Delaware Valley and the fries are divine. St. Joe's Prep guys are literally falling over themselves to date MMA girls. You'll meet girls from Delco, Montco, Philly and even South Jersey. Simply put Merion girls dominate in all they do!!! Three cheers for the blue and the gold!

Girls will be girls, but Merion girls will be ladies!

WE ARE?
Merion Mercy!
WHAT DO WE DO?
Live Mercy Seek Justice!

Merion Mercy by southphillyclout January 17, 2018

Merion Publications 

Also known as Merion Publications or Merion DOESN'T Matter. A joke of an employer who offers benefits but lacks a solid pay scale. I wouldnt' recommend working here.

Mary works at Merion Matters or Merion Publications but only because she doesn't know any better.

Merion Publications by ohyeahhhhhhhhhhhhh0201 March 7, 2010

Lower Merion High School 

A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.

All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.

People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.

Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student

Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes

Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student

"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."

Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.

Lower Merion High School by asdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf March 27, 2009

Upper Merion Township 

A township that is frequently overlooked and almost unheard of due to its immediate proximity from the sprawling, tourist-attracting King of Prussia Mall. Located north of the filthy rich Lower Merion Township, Upper Merion could perhaps be the best place to live in all of the Delaware Valley since it is relatively affordable, in a good school district and ridiculously close to the largest mall in the country.

The residents of Upper Merion Township are literally surrounded by the most exclusive retail outlets in Pennsylvania and are thus extremely tempted to spend their money without hesitation.

Upper Merion Township by aquarius32 June 24, 2010