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merft: adjective, description of an emotion so deep it cannot be described
i merft you
merft by coolduckorsomething August 24, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch
The best cottdamn ship there ever was. Stronger than the titanic. Far across the distance and spaces between them, they have come to show they go on. Near far wherever they are they believe that the heart does go on. Two sides of the same coin ya yeET. Prat? dollophead? Clotpole? Hotel? Trivago.
Uther: yo you know Merthur?
Gaius: yaaas G I ship them so hard
Merthur by Uther Vs sorcery! January 6, 2020
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MERSTHAM 

Lovely villagey town in Surrey about 20 miles from London, surrounded by beautiful countryside. Topped off by playing host to a nice little art gallery, the Rt Gallery.
Go to Merstham to breath in the fresh Surrey air and soak up the culture at the Rt Gallery.
MERSTHAM by .l May 5, 2014

Meritxell 

One of the prettiest girls you’ll meet she’s so sweet and cares so much about all her friends she may be shy at first but once you get to know her she’s really funny and she’s also really good at basketball she may be nice but don’t ever get slick with her she’ll fight back she ain’t afraid to defend herself or her friends so don’t test her she’s so fun to be around and will always be there for you when you down get yourself a friend like Meritxell.
Girl 1- Is that Meritxell?
Girl 2- yea she’s so gorgeous and sweet
Meritxell by Isabellaaaaaa July 30, 2019
Word used to define the slash pairing consisting of Merlin and Arthur Pendragon from the BBC TV Show "Merlin".

The relationship has been defined a "platonic love story" by the actor playing Mordred, Alexander Vlahos.

Julian Murphy, one of the four Co-Creators of Merlin, has practically made ​​the pair canon in the last episode's commentary. This commentary was well welcomed by all the fangirls who shipped the two of them from the first episode.

Julian Murphy: We did very genuinely think of the episode as a love story between two men.

Julian Murphy: He’s dying… And the man he loves is dying, so he’s holding him.
Person #1: Just saw the last episode of Merlin and I'm full of Merthur feels!
Person #2: Me too! Merthur is totally canon!
Merthur by Hamulas April 16, 2013
A ship between a gay wizard and the king of Camelot. Although not explicitly cannon it has many followers, especially on tumblr. The name comes from a mashup of Merlin and Arthur.
person A : I was reading some good fanfiction last night.

person B : What was it about?

person A : I won’t tell you but know it included merthur.

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person A : How do you know merthur is real?

person B : poetry
merthur by h0ts0cks February 1, 2020

Merfle Munchies! 

A website containing artwork of baby dragons designed to look like stylized desserts, they are usually called "Dessert dragon whelps".
baby food dessert whelp dragon Merfle Munchies! merfle munchie merfle
Merfle Munchies! by Sixthleafclover December 15, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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