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Merstham 

A posh small area like Reigate, with a large council estate full of drugs, knives and chavs. Neighbours regularly fall out with each other and brick each others windows. If you're in the posh part your houses will be burgled by the local council estate chavs on a regular basis, if you have kids, your kids will have either good source of drugs and enjoy their teenage years or get beaten or mugged if they look posh and nerdy. Only a short distance from Redhill which houses a number of thugs too. Crawley is a short drive away, that too has lots of chavs, thugs and is primarily mostly council estates. Gatwick airport is only a short ride away by car, train or bus, for when you want to get away from the most miserable place on earth.
Merstham - A posh small area like Reigate, with a large council estate full of drugs, knives and chavs. Neighbours regularly fall out with each other and brick each others windows.
Merstham by Surreyboyinnit August 15, 2017
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