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In his high school year book, the schools most popular couple show a picture of him & his beard.
Victoria, told him her "secret".
He doesn't know whats so special about "girls gone wild" Girls always act that way around him.
He gave Lance Armstrong one of my testicles. He grew it back.
He can whistle in 5 different languages ... including sign language.
He once threw a rock into the ocean, till this day, its still skipping.
Often, the sun watches him rise in the morning.
Even Non-Automatic Doors slide open at his approach.
Viagra is made from his DNA.
His tears can cure cancer ... too bad he has never cried.
His tears can cure cancer ... too bad he has never cried.
If you have $5 and he has 5$, he has more money than you.
He knows, who let the dogs out.
In grade school his teachers raised their hands to ask him questions.
Went bowling last night and got a perfect score. He bowls overhand.
If he were 5 minutes late, he’d still be on time.
He tells his milk when to expire.
Victoria, told him her "secret".
He doesn't know whats so special about "girls gone wild" Girls always act that way around him.
He gave Lance Armstrong one of my testicles. He grew it back.
He can whistle in 5 different languages ... including sign language.
He once threw a rock into the ocean, till this day, its still skipping.
Often, the sun watches him rise in the morning.
Even Non-Automatic Doors slide open at his approach.
Viagra is made from his DNA.
His tears can cure cancer ... too bad he has never cried.
His tears can cure cancer ... too bad he has never cried.
If you have $5 and he has 5$, he has more money than you.
He knows, who let the dogs out.
In grade school his teachers raised their hands to ask him questions.
Went bowling last night and got a perfect score. He bowls overhand.
If he were 5 minutes late, he’d still be on time.
He tells his milk when to expire.
Merxci by Don't need one. December 23, 2011
Merxy
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merxelle
a wonderful person who is creative and passionate. they love the people close to them and treasures the ones they deem the closest. they will fight to the end for the justice that needs to be served and will stand up for that they think is right.
merxelle, you are my one and only
merxelle by littlesl33p September 15, 2023
Merxlom
merk-shlum
The thneed of words. A word that can be used for any situation, such as an insult or a compliment.
The thneed of words. A word that can be used for any situation, such as an insult or a compliment.
“Bro, thats so merxlom” OMG!! Thats totally merxlom!!!! “ “ew.. gross dude.. thats merxlom..” “What the merxlom??”
Merxlom by I Have a Lot of Cats November 13, 2025
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004