Tim was once a great lawyer, but he was disbarred when he was caught in the act of meowsturbation in a broom closet.
by meowchael April 28, 2015
Get the meowsturbation mug.Metasturbation is the practice of masturbating while thinking of yourself masturbating. This can be achieved simply through thought, or with mirrors or previously recorded photographs or videos of yourself masturbating.
"Dude, I walked in on my roommate metasturbating. He was blowing his load on a picture of his own face."
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"Gosh, I love metasturbation. It's almost like getting myself off two times at once."
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"Gosh, I love metasturbation. It's almost like getting myself off two times at once."
by Dry Nasty October 28, 2011
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Verb; METH-stir-BAY-shun
A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
Sorry, I can't go in to work today, I methsturbated for 7 hours last night and I think I pulled something.
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
by Richard P. Handler December 8, 2015
Get the Methsturbation mug.(noun) The tendency of movies starring and/or directed by Mel Gibson to focus upon themes of martrydom, torture, sadistic villains and masochistic heroes.
by Dr. Raman March 20, 2004
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Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.
Frodo: What a pig!
Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.
Frodo: What a pig!
by scodder October 14, 2012
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by Bob Dobbins May 28, 2009
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Noun.
To masturbate while vigorously engulfing the memes, or sexually arousal toward memes using one's own genitalia.
Noun.
To masturbate while vigorously engulfing the memes, or sexually arousal toward memes using one's own genitalia.
by frankilunes November 14, 2016
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