Verb; METH-stir-BAY-
shunA marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A
drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be
confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the
verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at
great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
Sorry, I can't go in to
work today, I methsturbated for 7 hours last night and I think I pulled
something.
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to
knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
