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N: A man with an undersized penis, a mini-penis.
Aaron, put that menus away before you poke someone's eye out!
Menus by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003
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Menus is a extremely hot girl. She ist a gorgeous, loyal person with a great personality. She's often very dreamy and she is a human who love things like the ocean, music, art and the Forrest. She is trustable.
"Do you know Menus?"
"Oh that nice girl? Yeah!!"
Menus by Ketchuploverone December 31, 2016

menus-and-water restaurant 

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

Dankus Memus 

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.
Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.
Dankus Memus by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Medusa Head 

When you get sucked off by a girl with dreadlocks.
She may be ugly but she give good medusa head
Medusa Head by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

Medusa Tattoo 

a symbol of protection from the evil, or a symbol of the victims of sexual assault
person 1: im getting a medusa tattoo

person 2: are you okay? who did it?
Medusa Tattoo by tori.05 March 18, 2022

White Medusa's 

Another slang name for Molly's, also known as pure MDMA.

Genie of the lamp-Mac Dre
"Pop pills when I party, white Medusa's
and no one can goose her, like I can goose her"

-MAC Mothafuckin DRE
Nation of Thizzlam
White Medusa's by get hyphee March 27, 2010
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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