Menus

N: A man with an undersized penis, a mini-penis.

Aaron, put that menus away before you poke someone's eye out!

by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003

Menus

Menus is a extremely hot girl. She ist a gorgeous, loyal person with a great personality. She's often very dreamy and she is a human who love things like the ocean, music, art and the Forrest. She is trustable.

"Do you know Menus?"
"Oh that nice girl? Yeah!!"

by Ketchuploverone December 31, 2016

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

Dankus Memus

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.

Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Medusa Head

When you get sucked off by a girl with dreadlocks.

She may be ugly but she give good medusa head

by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

Medusa Tattoo

a symbol of protection from the evil, or a symbol of the victims of sexual assault

person 1: im getting a medusa tattoo

person 2: are you okay? who did it?

by tori.05 March 18, 2022

White Medusa's

Another slang name for Molly's, also known as pure MDMA.

Genie of the lamp-Mac Dre

"Pop pills when I party, white Medusa's
and no one can goose her, like I can goose her"

-MAC Mothafuckin DRE
Nation of Thizzlam

by get hyphee March 27, 2010