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N: A man with an undersized penis, a mini-penis.
Aaron, put that menus away before you poke someone's eye out!
Menus by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003
Words you can keep
Menus is a extremely hot girl. She ist a gorgeous, loyal person with a great personality. She's often very dreamy and she is a human who love things like the ocean, music, art and the Forrest. She is trustable.
"Do you know Menus?"
"Oh that nice girl? Yeah!!"
Menus by Ketchuploverone December 31, 2016

menus-and-water restaurant 

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

Dankus Memus 

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.
Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.
Dankus Memus by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Medusa Head 

When you get sucked off by a girl with dreadlocks.
She may be ugly but she give good medusa head
Medusa Head by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

Medusa Tattoo 

a symbol of protection from the evil, or a symbol of the victims of sexual assault
person 1: im getting a medusa tattoo

person 2: are you okay? who did it?
Medusa Tattoo by tori.05 March 18, 2022

White Medusa's 

Another slang name for Molly's, also known as pure MDMA.

Genie of the lamp-Mac Dre
"Pop pills when I party, white Medusa's
and no one can goose her, like I can goose her"

-MAC Mothafuckin DRE
Nation of Thizzlam
White Medusa's by get hyphee March 27, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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