mendophobe 

A person who fears and/or loathes lies and liars.

Trump polls in single digits among the mendophobes.

mendophobe by Cynicool July 26, 2017

medophobia 

The fear of becoming a foreskin.

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.

medophobia by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014

mindphobe 

a person who is afraid of people who take medication to help them to stabilize their moods or organize their thoughts.

Mindphobism is like sexism or racism. Someone is being mindphobic when they discriminate against you because of your psychiatric disability- so they won't rent you an apartment or give you a job or date you or be your friend because they are afraid that your mind works differently from theirs. There are lots of mindphobes out there. Fortunately, mindphobia can be cured.

"So I crashed at HMs place last night and when she saw me pop my meds she totally freaked out and tried to convince me to come off them! I told her that my body needs the drugs to work properly and that it's just like someone takes insulin because their body doesn't process sugar properly. She started ranting about big pharma like there's a big conspiracy to brainwash everyone. I don't get it - how can someone who is supposed to be a close friend of mine turn out to be such a MINDPHOBE?"

mindphobe by Christy Pentland December 26, 2008

melophobe

a melophobe is someone who fears people who have sex with melons (melophile) of all sorts but specifically watermelons. this fear has been dated back to king Henry the VIII who walked in on his father (Henry VII) while he was having a foursome with henry s mother a watermelon and a bag of weed. today this fear affects people in the thousands most famously is tom cruise he used to be a melophile but in an unfortunate accident with a melon which had a knife in he is no longer.

Idiot #1: "I heard Jimmy's in the hospital dude!"
Idiot #2: "Is it his melophobia?"
Idiot #1: "Yeah, it's real bad... he happened upon Tom Cruise going at it jackhammer style with a Japanese cube watermelon. I think he's in critical condition!"
idiot #2: "Man that guy has to be more sensitive to the melophobe community"

melophobe by Tim Melon January 24, 2010

metrophobe 

(n.) One who has an irrational fear or dislike of men who have grooming habits, personal style, or fashion sense.

In men, metrophobia is related to homophobia, but it is also likely a defense mechanism against new trends.

In women, it likely arises out of an insecurity about the ability of the woman to establish or maintain a relationship with a desirable metrosexual.

Metrophobes are likely to be found among those raised outside of cities, who have since started living or working in cities and are bewildered and frightened of the diverse people and customs. Behaving much like animals, caught up in a complex world that they can't comprehend, metrophobes turn their fear into dislike and criticism of the new. The best way to deal with metrophobes is to quietly coax them into the understanding that we don't have to look like cavemen forever.

She is such a metrophobe, she only dates cavemen.

metrophobe by Cravenhad November 22, 2005

mongophobe 

One who expresses a fear of mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.

A: Dude, don't be such a mongophobe, just ask him to give back your sandwich.
B: No way, if I piss him off he will tear me apart with his freakish strength!

mongophobe by biggs33 June 10, 2007

menophobic 

the constant state of disgust of the male species, the feeling of repulsion when seeing a man or listening to a man speak or just exist.

Men suck, therefore i am menophobic.

menophobic by styles96 June 6, 2021