Cynicool's definitions

algorithmania

A belief among artificial intelligence enthusiasts that all problems are soluble by the right algorithm.

Every time I talk to those code monkeys they insist they've got a program that solves everything. They all suffer with algorithmania.

by Cynicool June 6, 2018

misenchantment

Enchantment with the wrong thing.

My daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the Kardashians.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

mendophobe

A person who fears and/or loathes lies and liars.

Trump polls in single digits among the mendophobes.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

unmergency

A declared emergency that turned out not to be so.

She told me that it was an emergency, but when I got there it turned out to be an unmergency. She just wanted me to come over.

by Cynicool June 20, 2019

hypotheism

The doctrine that God isn't all He's cracked up to be.

Looking at how badly the Creation is managed lends credibility to the doctrine of hypotheism.

by Cynicool March 30, 2017

aresponsible

Utterly without any responsibilities.

Devoid of a wife, or children, or permanent residence, or debts, he was as aresponsible as one can be.

by Cynicool August 19, 2021

crimbecile

A really stupid criminal.

He put everything he was up to on email? What a crimbecile!

by Cynicool July 12, 2017