46 definitions by Cynicool

misenchantment

Enchantment with the wrong thing.

My daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the Kardashians.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

hypotheism

The doctrine that God isn't all He's cracked up to be.

Looking at how badly the Creation is managed lends credibility to the doctrine of hypotheism.

by Cynicool March 30, 2017

futilation

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.

I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.

by Cynicool April 2, 2017

impotempt

A display of contempt that has no effect on its object.

Once someone's spoofed you and scraped your data, any online insult to him is merely impotempt.

by Cynicool September 25, 2021

execrement

The bullshit that executives tell their employees and customers.

The boss called another company meeting to dole out the latest round of execrement.

by Cynicool July 5, 2018

unmergency

A declared emergency that turned out not to be so.

She told me that it was an emergency, but when I got there it turned out to be an unmergency. She just wanted me to come over.

by Cynicool June 20, 2019

realtorical

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.

My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.

by Cynicool July 3, 2020