futilation

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.

I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.

by Cynicool April 02, 2017

ethicalasticity

The ability to compromise your principles to achieve your objectives.

Man, some of those politicians you see on television demonstrate a high degree of ethicalasticity.

by Cynicool January 17, 2024

hypotheism

The doctrine that God isn't all He's cracked up to be.

Looking at how badly the Creation is managed lends credibility to the doctrine of hypotheism.

by Cynicool March 30, 2017

misenchantment

Enchantment with the wrong thing.

My daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the Kardashians.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

cannabite

The cost of buying cannabis.

I'm not going back to that dispensary 'cause their cannabite is too high.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

excesspectation

Overly optimistic, wildly improbable expectation.

Every small town girl who drove 'em crazy where she grew up comes to L.A. with the excesspectation of super-stardom.

by Cynicool July 14, 2018

unmergency

A declared emergency that turned out not to be so.

She told me that it was an emergency, but when I got there it turned out to be an unmergency. She just wanted me to come over.

by Cynicool June 20, 2019