cluetility

The discovery of piece of information that enables you to figure out what happened.

No one doubts the cluetility of finding an incriminating email.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

mendophile

A lover of lies and deception.

I would try to be more honest if I wasn't such a committed mendophile.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

mendomaniac

A compulsive liar.

I can't believe a word she says because she's such a mendomaniac.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

cannabite

The cost of buying cannabis.

I'm not going back to that dispensary 'cause their cannabite is too high.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

excesspectation

Overly optimistic, wildly improbable expectation.

Every small town girl who drove 'em crazy where she grew up comes to L.A. with the excesspectation of super-stardom.

by Cynicool July 14, 2018

misenchantment

Enchantment with the wrong thing.

My daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the Kardashians.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

futilation

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.

I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.

by Cynicool April 02, 2017